It's alive, it's moving, it's alive, it's alive, it's alive, it's alive, IT'S ALIVE! ... Wait, why is it setting up shop in the prod environment? (Frankenstein, 1931 - somewhat apocryphal )

On every team I have been, from analyst to CISO, one of the parts of the job I enjoyed best was toolmaking. Each IS is different and where toolmaking shines is when you find the right business domain data to contextualize and prioritize your security alerts.

Tools are fun to make, but they have a way to escape you while being still prototypes and end up running in production before you have finished sewing them up.

What's one to do then?

Then you encounter a shop where everything runs on-prem. There's a couple datacenters on opposite ends of the city. We're good for small-sized meteoric impacts, my risk register says so!

On the toolmaking front though, all you can hope for is one small bare-metal in each.

You negotiate and get a VPS somewhere because luckily you're not the first one to tell them about split-brain scenarios.

OK, so, now I need:

Most likely if I try to sell that to the board I'll be asked to cut into my audit budget if I'm listened to at all.

My solution:

For the last months I have been playing with a new techstack that has delighted me:

Quick to setup, easy to maintain and clear improvement paths: